This is the second saddest day in my whole lonely life. Aishwariya, this post is for you.
From the day you won the beauty contest I've spent my days looking for you. From the waters of Trivandrum to Cochin harbor, from Goa's beaches to the Bay of Bengal, I've searched in vain for the sight of you, wondering which beach you would choose for your next sun tan, and it all ended up in failure. But u have to understand... I wasnt stalking you or anything... seriously...
*ahem*
All these years I knew I could never convince Vajpai to sacrifice you, because he was also secretly after you... and my plans for an Indian appearance collapsed when your country did a nuclear test (you should've seen what the Hiroshima attack did to Godzilla's family).
And today I just got the worst news in centuries, the news that you got MARRIED!!?? Oh the humanity! What is the world coming to? How am I supposed to handle this? Im even out of my anti-depression pills! Married to Bachan, Jr. What has he got, that i don't? So what if he's richer and better looking and successful and lives above water and is famous and is, in fact, HUMAN? I got.. ... .. . oh.. I see your point there.
What should I do? Should I go look for Sushmita again? You want me to do that?
* sniff sniff :`(( Oh I'm such a cry baby... I need some ice cream.
ps: I saw Sushmita on Sun Island. That night I was just about to surprise her in her bungalow when another guy suddenly came to her door with a glass of water :S
30 comments:
the guy with the glass of water is another RANNAMAARI like u ;)
poor u...
Hahaha.. funny.. stop crying will ya!
awww poor thing
and by the way, its Aishwarya....NOT Aishwariya.
i think she married Abhishek because you spelt her name wrong. Otherwise she'd have married you... bllllllll :P
LOL... haha!!!!
alheyyy.. you poor thing.
hope you get over it soon :p
hehehe.. lol
awwwww....
i'm sure there're loads of Aishwaryas around.. hehe...
dig boiii :D
gudluck.
btw, www.mrsgodzilla.blogspot.com :)
tc
oh cumon! u, da CASANOVA of fureytha land (sea must b a better word) shudn't b all heart broken over 1 girl. jst open ur eyes wide..yes...thats a virgin right there!
i wish i did something to that other rannamaari that night. im sure your country would be much different if that happened.
alheyyy!!! u poorrr thing!!
den aishwarya nulibuney kiyaafa maruvaan veetha?? roe roe adhi eves... mihaaru ves miulhenee global warming in sea level rise vaathee..dhen thivarah ronya aharun ulhen jeheynee fenu adeegaehnu!!
hass kandaalaa...bitun vaaneye!!
aharun ves mithibiinu :p
hehehe
u gota be kidding me. ur the freakiest person i have seen
LOL...stop looking for Indian gals will ya???
anonymous :: you think that i am a freak :S
*hurt*
rannamaari .. hehehe lol . .sorrry ey buneveynee .. rannamaaari ma ves mee hama emanjedheke haadha loabi vaaa meehekey! miyoh hurihaa dhuvahu hama meehegge gaathuagves bunan nukerifa huree kekekeee
hahah.. mashah vure nikamethi soreh! ma hiyeh nukuran mihaaruge kudhin thihaa nukerigen ulhayne kamakah.
ma maa gadha..
*excite vegen fummaigen araa manippulhu kolah dhoneh dheefa dhuve bachaifi*
anhaa! thihedhuny mulhin goahennu rannu ah. bala kolakah nooney dhon dheynvyky. manippulhu v ma emanikufaanuge fainpulhuga BOS dheynvy. rannu ves dhen thuththu kan dho. ma hama ajaibuve antharys vejje. anhen kujjeh dheke loabi viyas thiyah kiyany boduvaru.
hmph! emme rangalhey! kujjaa gandu mee bodu foosseh!
hama emme faharaku excite vegen fummaigen araa kolah dhoneh dhineetheeve ethankolhuga hifaa thi dhamanee.
heyovaanetha!!!!!
dhen dhemey ehchakannu dhamaany...alhe dhogeh noontha meekee? nudhemenyaa dhmumuge beynumeh ves nethennu :P rannuge bodu fookolhu!
a'dheyyy!!! theeenagandakah adhi nuves fennaane rannuge fookolheh.
dhen maa avahah rannuge fookolhah thi behunee...
poh!! bodu bolheh!!!!
:P blllll
awww pooor uuuu... lol lovin ur blog =)
heheh..i shouldnt be laughin dho but still
LOL
*offers ice cream as an apology*
Yar u wait for aish daughter...She will be more beautiful than her and i assure u she will look young upto 50 years..................lolz
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