Dear girls. Thank you for all those emails and text messages. I miss you too. I am not dead, and no I am not stuck inside Facebook either. I was away on vacation. I am back.
During my vacation, it was brought to my attention that the waist hip ratio of human women play a very important part in deciding their sexiness amongst human men. Then I also learned that appearing sexy has nothing to do with actually being sexy, and that those ratio numbers mean crap as far as a woman's performance in bed in concerned. I tell you, interested men, the prettiest girl of all might end up lost in a thousand thoughts, counting the blades on your ceiling fan, while you burn those two cans of redbull all by yourself.
The only sexy girl around is the girl who can take control of your bed! Amen to sexy!
Sunday, June 10, 2007
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